Hello and welcome to Car Talk from National Public Radio with us Click and Clack the Tapper Brothers,

and we're broadcasting this week from the hate mail division here at Car Talk Plaza.

This isn't hate mail, but I'm going to predict that about half of the listeners that

hear are they going to hate it.

Yeah.

We have managed to.

Which half do you think?

Well, you'll find out.

This is as far from politically correct as you could be. But it's so funny. We didn't

author it. We didn't author it and we're just passing it on. Or authorize it. I mean,

occasionally you get a piece of mail and you read it and you laugh out loud. And this is one.

And you can't let that go by. No. So as long, I think that,

I think on balance, you know, enough of the guys will laugh and all the women will hate us.

Right. But they may hate us already. Right. So we'll take a chance. We'll take a chance.

Go ahead. Here it is. I know one woman in particular.

I know one woman in particular. I know one woman in particular, too.

And I know her name, and I know her address.

And his social security number.

And I'll be in the garage tonight.

But here it is.

It's a chain letter, the real man's chain letter.

This chain letter was started in

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