Hello and welcome to Car Talk from National Public Radio with us Click and Clack the Tapper Brothers,

and we're broadcasting this week from campaign headquarters here at Car Talk Plaza. As you know, my brother

and I are running for president under the slogan Two Zero's in Zero. And after several

weeks on the campaign trail, we have finally hit upon the one issue that we believe will propel us all the way

to the lawn, to the White House, and beyond, and to the parking lot. I mean, as some of our

listeners may know, we are every week attempting to present one of our, as we call them, in the political business initiatives.

Yes.

And this week, we'd like to tell you about our slack off America initiative.

Well, this is like the central thrust of our campaign.

This is, I mean, this has been a guiding principle in our lives, in fact.

Yeah, we would like to extend it.

We do have an environmental initiative, Department of Defense initiative.

Yeah.

And all those things are somewhat understandable, but this one is.

Well, maybe it is.

I mean, here it is.

Everyone is stressed.

Whatever happened to leisure time?

We don't know how to do leisure time. In fact,

I will quote from my brother. He gave me this quote recently. You have a brother, another brother?

Many Americans think they need more money than they really need. And they have thus tragically

miscalculated the work to play ratio. Remember him? What a brilliant mind.

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