264 - Time Is A Fat Circle
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 15 August 2021
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Joining us for the hour is the incredibly funny Raymond Kump from the podcast "Kump", to discuss pulling out of Kabul, what comes after the apocalypse, and why they want the government to put a chip in them.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. I'm here joined by a old friend of the program |
| 0:07.4 | podcaster |
| 0:09.1 | hilarious person |
| 0:10.6 | Ray Cump is with us |
| 0:12.6 | Hello, thank you for having me. Thank you |
| 0:17.6 | Getting over |
| 0:19.6 | COVID-19 baby. I finally got it |
| 0:23.3 | Were you did you eat a pangolin? I? |
| 0:25.3 | I I don't know how I got it, but I just |
| 0:29.6 | It was probably just because everybody I know has it everyone in LA has it |
| 0:34.3 | It's just your vaccinated. So it's it's helping you I |
| 0:38.9 | Mean you know, it's so funny. No, you could tell that no one has any trust in the vaccine because as soon as you tell people |
| 0:45.1 | You have it. They're like oh my god |
| 0:48.4 | Oh my god, and I'm like well, I'm vaccinated. I'm supposed to be okay, right? You're like dude be careful |
| 0:54.8 | Literally people were texting me like be care. I'm like and these are the same people that were like you got a good fact |
| 1:02.8 | He's as soon as you get it. They're like how long do you have yeah? |
| 1:06.5 | They're like it's my aunt's text me she's like it's scary. It's very scary. I'm like I thought |
| 1:12.3 | The whole idea was that you got the vaccine so that you wouldn't you wouldn't be inundated with texts like are you affairs in order? |
| 1:20.5 | No one wants |
| 1:22.5 | People are addicted to the death drama now. Yes, no one we can't go back |
| 1:27.8 | We're not gonna go back to like you know occasionally someone dies and we're fine |
| 1:32.4 | We just live our lives if people don't have a death every day to talk about or someone dying or someone in the hospital |
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