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The Tim Dillon Show

265 - Austin Taliban

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.713.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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This week Tim explains why we should've never invaded, the next step for Afghan charities, why the Spirit of Q Is Alive In Palm Beach, Larry David and Dershowitz get in a fight on the Vineyard, and what our old pal Ghislaine is up to.

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show adjusting to Taliban rule in Afghanistan.

0:07.6

Clarissa Ward, the journalist who famously called the Taliban friendly, which everyone got mad

0:15.9

about, but they were being friendly. They were chanting death to America, but they were

0:21.6

chanting it in a fun way. And then all the people jumped on her. They were like, oh CNN will

0:28.1

describe any of America's enemies as friendly. It's like, hey, you know, they were, they were,

0:36.8

they were, they were ebullions. They were happy. They had won. There's no reason for them to not

0:42.8

be friendly. They won the Taliban won all these people that are like, no, we didn't really win.

0:48.7

They won. What do you call it? We, we, we, we, we, we, we were thrown out of the country.

0:55.3

You know, they threw us out. They waited 20 years of painstaking, taking these little towns and

1:04.1

villages that nobody gave a fuck about building their power base back 20 years fighting for Afghanistan.

1:11.7

And they finally did it. And they're thrilled. They're very happy, which is why as they're

1:17.7

chanting death to America, there's something, they're friendly. There, there's happiness, but Clarissa

1:24.6

Ward finally left the country. She was able to leave on an evacuation flight. These flights

1:31.7

at the Afghan airport. I mean, this airport, I mean, it's worse than LaGuardia.

1:36.3

That's how bad it is over there. I mean, it's really bad. And everyone's saying that we should,

1:54.6

this isn't the one you pay for. But this guy, now this is said, 19 year old Afghan footballer,

2:02.0

this is like tragic was among those who fell from a USC 17 military aircraft.

2:10.8

After rescuing people from Taliban ruled region, this is the tragedy of this type of event when

2:20.0

there's a coup. And you see it here. And I don't know if you can see that, but you see bodies falling

2:28.6

from the plane. And it's fucking heartbreaking that this is what happened. When you have that

2:37.0

general, that moron, Millie, I think it's his name who's going, I saw no indication that

2:43.2

yeah, I had no idea we had we saw nothing. There was no indication that the Taliban was taking over.

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