263 - Family Business
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Tim makes a huge announcement to start the show, explains why he's backing out of a deal with a family business, talks all the new celebrities moving to Austin and a strange commercial in Arkansas.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show big announcement. |
| 0:03.7 | It's part of why we are a little late with the show. |
| 0:06.2 | The show is moving the Spotify exclusively. |
| 0:08.9 | Nothing will change about the show. |
| 0:11.4 | We're going to be exclusive to Spotify for audio and video. |
| 0:14.8 | They've negotiated a deal with us that will be coming out in the news very soon, |
| 0:19.6 | which is really cool. |
| 0:20.3 | We're negotiating right now with the CEO Spotify. |
| 0:24.2 | Bring him up this guy. |
| 0:26.0 | And the negotiations have been his name's Daniel Elk. |
| 0:30.8 | He's the guy here and he's like a bald Norwegian pedophile. |
| 0:35.5 | And he's we're negotiating with him. |
| 0:38.2 | And what's hard about doing that is every time we try to do that, |
| 0:41.5 | he's fucking children and blowing their brains out in Sweden or wherever the hell he lives |
| 0:46.9 | and then throwing their lifeless corpses over his Viking ship into the ocean. |
| 0:51.5 | That being said, this bald person has given us a really good indication |
| 0:58.0 | that we're going to be on Spotify. |
| 1:00.1 | Of course, you know, the platform with a Rob musicians who are mostly brained, that drug addicts. |
| 1:05.8 | So we've we said we don't have a problem with that. |
| 1:09.2 | We especially like that they're going to keep robbing musicians and taking the little drug money |
| 1:14.7 | that these people have left. |
| 1:16.0 | But Daniel, is it echo Elk? |
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