262-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2014

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg. Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!? Which Braxton are you today? It's fun way to start the day to break down which of the Braxton sisters you're feeling like. Plus we sing the Braxton Values theme song. Do we sing perfectly? Eventually, yes. Calling all cars! Calling all cars! We have denim emergency! Peter Caine is on the phone. You did not misunderstand - PETER CAINE is on the phone. Get ready to clear the air OR stir it up? Listen and find out the real story behind Caine and his madness.

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0:00.0	Yeah, what is up jeans are always on never loose never ever never loose never loose
0:30.0	All right, we got a big show today you guys have no idea
0:51.4	Oh before we start yeah, I plug my other podcast you may not guys if you haven't heard that's deep
1:07.4	bro, I have a new episode that just dropped this week it's about absurdity, um,
1:13.2	ex-luston's laws on it's very deep and it's with Matt Holtron so check it out that's deep
1:18.0	bro podcast on iTunes and everywhere right now as you're listening to this I'm in Minneapolis
1:24.8	also known as mommyapolis I'm at Akmi Comedy Club tonight the 22nd and as Christina would like
1:33.2	me to say I'll also be there tomorrow the 23rd Thursday Friday the 24th of October okay and finally
1:40.5	Saturday October 25th um I think there's still some tickets to La Chua the early show sold out
1:47.4	so mommy's please come through now very soon we will be traveling the earth together
1:58.5	for the podcast we're doing live podcasts November 6th at the Highline in Seattle November 7th
2:03.8	analog cafe in Portland and November 8th we're at the empty bottle in Chicago aka Chicago
2:10.8	uh we're really excited about these live shows uh and then I go on my little mini tour
2:18.8	New Orleans Houston Dallas and Oklahoma City and that's November 14th 15th 16th and 17th so please
2:27.5	come out please get tickets now um I know a couple of these venues are selling pretty well so I'd
2:34.3	love it to be a lot of mom cast fans your jeans are kind of in demand Tom that's pretty cool
2:40.9	and then right soon thereafter I go to Fartnix Phoenix and that is going to be
2:51.1	December 4th through 7 and then I think my other date has been added why don't you do your
2:57.1	dinner? All but plug my dates guys uh yeah come to those shows Tommy mentioned the podcast and also
3:04.7	I will be in Toledo Ohio at the Toledo Funnybone um the 20th of November the 21st of November
3:12.6	the 22nd of November and the 23rd of November um also in December I was supposed to do crackers
3:21.6	comedy club and indie but just you know that date had to be canceled some of you have written
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