Chad Daniels-263-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2014

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Ba Booey Cha Say-O Muh B-hole!! Rejoice, we have THE B-hole of all holes with us, it's Chad Daniels, mommy! The same way a serial killer knows that he will kill after he locks in and stalks his victim, sometimes for months, we knew that it would be a blast hangin' with the Chad Man! We listen to a woman transform into a man or is it the other way? Who cares. Someone else out there is having a lot of orgasms and this time it isn't a man! Want some? Plus there are plenty of big words and tales of slander and redemption. Chad Daniels is your step mom whether you like it or not. Jeans are Forever

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0:00.0	Let's do this, man.
0:03.2	So it's Friday. Yeah, where are you? I've been Minneapolis. I'm sorry. I don't know where that is.
0:10.7	Mommyapolis. Thank you. Minnesota. How long are you there for Tom? Well, it's just tonight and tomorrow. That's it. What are the dates?
0:18.2	The dates are October 24th and 25th and I'm sorry October 24th and October 25th. Thank you. The early show is sold out so
0:28.8	you might want to do the late show Saturday and I heard that the early show Friday is close to so get your tickets now. Stop fucking around.
0:39.2	After that we are going to do the podcast live in Seattle at the Highline November the 6th and then analog cafe November 7th in Portland and then the
0:54.2	empty bottle in Chicago November 8th Chicago. Excuse me. Then I'm taking some stand-up shows on the road.
1:02.8	New Orleans, I'm almost sold out at the House of Blues November 14th. So if you're in New Orleans, get your tickets November 15th.
1:10.4	Houston at the warehouse November 16th. Hyenas in Dallas and November 17th.
1:17.8	Performing Arts Center in Oklahoma City. All tickets to TomSugora.com please get tickets now for that and then I'm going to
1:26.4	Fartnix. You're going to come stand up live December 4th. I'm going to come to every single show. You're just sitting in the green room every show?
1:33.3	And I'm going to take copious notes on all of your sets and like even the jokes that are working I'm going to offer you tags on those.
1:39.8	Even your great stuff can be improved. That's great. I'm looking forward to that. That should be a lot of fun man.
1:45.6	I love them people. Give you tags for jokes that work. Yeah, that's a great idea. And then where else can people see you, Jeans?
1:54.6	Well, Mommy's November 20th. November 21st. November 22nd. November 23rd. I'm in Toledo, I'll at the Toledo Fanny Bound.
2:04.6	And...
2:06.6	Okay, and then Fartnix. December 10th. December 11th. December 12th. December 13th. I'm in Fartnix. Can I get the Fartnix for Fanny Bound?
2:18.6	And then guys, if you're in Austin, Tejas, Tom and I are doing Cap City Comedy Club. New Year's Jeans.
2:25.6	All right. Yeah, so we're co-headlining in Austin. So come near us even then January 2nd and 3rd. We're also doing shows.
2:33.6	Oh yeah, in Austin. In Mom's Den. All right. Now there's a very special time. We have to introduce our guest.
2:43.6	Our guest, you may recognize him. Well, this clip probably will explain who he is.
2:50.6	I have a not actually heard the my voice in the conversation for nearly a year now.
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