Hello and welcome to regular features live.

Thank you all for coming.

How are you all doing?

You just said woo.

On the way you hear, we were like,

it's like, I didn't want to drink tonight,

but then Joe pointed out that it's all right to drink

on a Monday when it's dark.

Inside and out.

It's lovely.

I swallowed a spine on the way here.

A spine.

Oh, yeah.

I was eating a salmon terriaki wrap and there was a spine in it.

That's it. that's my whole story

that's my feature. Was it cooked? Salmon tab spines? They're vertebrates of a sort. Was it cooked to the point where the spine was soft enough to just be easily chewable? Like my grandmother used to say, just eat it, it's fine. I thought you were saying your grandmother of the chewable spine. well she's not around anymore

I'm not saying I I thought you were saying your grandmother are the chewable spine.

Well, she's not around anymore.

I'm not saying I ate her spine.

Blythe funerals are an absolute nightmare.

We're all in the coffin, just fucking fighting for the best cut. It's a big china coffin like a plate.

Good. Good. Good.

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