Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every week.

My name is Gavin Murphy and I'm joined by two strapping young gents.

I'm not strapping and I'm certainly not young. I'm not a gentleman.

I'm not, I'm not Steve Hoggarty.

Let me take this Steve Hoggart are who I know you to be.

I'm John Blythe. I'm all the things you said. Thank you. What have you got first today? I have got a story about being assaulted. Was that gasp audible? Yeah. Because if it wasn't, you need to know I gasped. Could you gasp again nearer to the microphone? Perfect. Can I gasp? Go. I want to do it. Nice gasp. You can't gasp, but you know what happens in your story. I'm going to layer them. It's going to be great. A triple gas. It's going to be basically Star Wars. Like we're the Beatles. Yeah. I have got a story about being assaulted. What have you got, Steve? I have got an story about being assaulted What have you got, Steve?

I have got an update from the Chilean miners

of the 2010 Chilean mining-dising disaster.

Gasp from logging it.

That's great.

What have you got, log?

I've got to be gasp-worthy.

And I've got what may or may not be the final episode of the quantum meridic saga that I can't even remember the name of. Gasp alert. No, I said I do that again? Nah. Nah. No. You don't get it. Get one go log. Yeah. I don't even care I did it wrong.

Who the hell are you?

Screwed the pooch on that one.

Let's hear the gasp of the pooch that I screwed.

Oh.

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it's difficult to launch straight into the feature it is

that having some sort of i feel like yeah and a fighter jet going off the end of an aircraft

carrier and it dips down like oh he's gone he's dead and he's right

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