welcome to regular features, the podcast that's exactly the same every, every week. And this week, as always, I'm Matt Lees, joined by Steve Hockertie. That's me. That's my name. And I'm right here, ready to entertain you. Let me entertain you. And as always, being Steve, haven't got a feature this week because we've got some big-ass features, as always, from Joe Scrabbles. Hello. And the John Blyde, you know enough, though, well.

What are you boys doing today?

I'm going to. because we've got some big-ass features, as always, from Joe Scrabbles. Hello. And the John Blyde, you know and loves, though. Well, what are you boys doing today?

I'm going to do a short and light-hearted political quiz.

And log?

I'm going to write you the stories that your mother never let you hear.

Oh, boy. Take the kids out of the room for this one. Oh boy.

Take the kids out of the room for this one.

Podcast Role.

This calls for a visit to Bluetooth.

Matt, I think we've been very gracious in not writing features to allow Joe and Log's

features to flourish.

Sometimes you've just got to give it room.

Like it's like a penis pump full of penis.

Would you say it took more effort to not write a feature?

Yes.

You are dripping features usually.

So for you to stem the flow of content was a huge sacrival.

It's like pinching the foreskin as you're peeing and allowing the foreskin to balloon up with urine.

What, like a trumpet player's cheeks?

Like a trumpet player's cheeks.

And I do say there'll never be a callback to that later in the episode.

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