260: David Attenborough's Shite With Destiny

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2017

⏱️ 37 minutes

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This is what happens when Joe n Gav sit too close to each other for 13 hours every day. Luckily, Matt was on hand with an actual feature about some space gun game. Come see us LIVE on the 2nd of October: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to episode number 260 of the regular features podcast.
0:04.7	The podcast that every time you listen to it is exactly the same because we come and do the same features every week forever.
0:10.4	My name is Matt Lees and tonight I'm going to be giving you a world-exclusive review quiz of video game Destiny 2.
0:18.3	My name's Joe Scribbles and I'm joined by my friend.
0:21.1	Gavin Murphy. And we as ever are going to tag team. Destiny 2. My name's Joe Scribbles, and I'm joined by my friend. Gabby Miffy.
0:22.0	And we, as ever, are going to tag team a sweet little number about David Attenborough's
0:27.8	arst doings.
0:29.6	Oh boy, it's the regular feature about David Attenborough doing poos.
0:34.2	Mm-hmm.
0:34.7	Regular, regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular pictures.
0:38.7	A regular regular, regular features are regular.
0:42.6	Is anyone else worried that Steve's not here because he's breaking flight regulations for a drone right now?
0:50.1	Yeah, that is funny, actually.
0:52.2	Steve is like, I'm full of a cold.
0:53.7	And the next minute he's like, I'm illegally flying a drone like I'm full of a cold and the next minute
0:54.4	he's like
0:54.8	I'm illegally flying
0:55.9	drone sending you pictures from space and I'm not sure that those two things are like incompatible but it does seem a bit weird to be like I can't come I can't podcast tonight I'm really unwell and then like hours later look at this footage I'm taking in a drone that I'm trying to send in space.
1:11.1	Do you think by nasty head cold,
1:13.0	he means I'm taking in a drone that I'm trying to send in space.
1:11.1	Do you think by nasty head cold he means I'm strapped to my drone and I can't get down?
1:16.2	It is cold in space. You can literally have a drone while you're in bed.
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