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Two Dykes And A Mic

#261 - Megan Fox is for the Gays (with Roz Hernandez)

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Roz Hernandez (Living for the Dead on Hulu)! They discuss moms being obsessed with they/thems, acting Blank Check rich, having a juicy ass, Megan Fox being for the gays, gay ghost hunting, a messy Ask a Dyke, a haunted Bumble Fumble, and so much more!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

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0:10.0

and that's fine.

0:11.0

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0:13.2

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0:16.6

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0:20.0

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0:22.3

at a major supermarket today.

0:24.4

For chicken worth dipping, it better be bird's eye.

0:30.2

Welcome back to another episode.

0:32.0

Sorry, I didn't want to take your intro. That's fucking crazy.

0:35.0

Did you say they?

0:37.0

Wait, did I just they, them, you?

0:39.0

I think you just say them to you.

0:41.0

What I say?

0:42.0

You said they want to take your intro, sorry?

0:45.0

Then I would still say, I.

0:49.0

Imagine I'm taking they them to first person pronouns.

0:55.0

I love it.

0:58.0

It's wait or is that third person?

1:00.0

Well, it's first person becoming third person by using they them for an eye, which is a lot.

1:07.0

My mom's obsessed with they them's right now.

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