#259 - Doing Blow For Demi Moore

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss how to give yourself the ick, the formula for a perfect crush, prison wives, having sex with a Cancer, the lesbian gaze, outing yourself to your fitness coach, and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Can you still see the mow?
0:01.8	The mow is mollin.
0:03.0	Is it?
0:03.6	Yeah.
0:04.3	Uh oh, somebody's mollin.
0:05.9	Okay, let me moll it over.
0:07.6	When I say moll it over, I mean mollit it on over.
0:11.8	Are you ready? Are you ready?
0:13.0	Yeah.
0:15.0	Ladies and gentle-thoms.
0:18.0	Welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a mic.
0:20.0	I'm Mackenzie Goodwin.
0:21.0	And I'm Rachel Scanlon.
0:22.0	We are so glad that you're listening. This episode is going to be so mother-fucking fun it is queer and it's giving you just
0:29.0	trimmed your nails on it's Valentine's Day I mean Valentine's Day was weeks ago, so I'm hoping that it's the energy.
0:35.0	I hope it's not giving that.
0:37.0	I hope it's giving the energy of
0:40.0	Spring has sprung.
0:41.0	Yeah.
0:42.0	You just trimmed your nails. The Lord has risen. Okay? You're talking
0:46.5	Easter. Easter honey. Hi. Go put on a pastel dress your parents are waiting to go to church.
0:52.3	Wait, did you? Yep., did you, high lavender?
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