Order, order! Order, order in the court.

Give me complete order right now. You too. Stop fucking slapping each other.

He started it. Order in the court.

Hey, order, order, order. This judge is completely out of order by talking before this judge.

I said order. You can't do order after I say order.

But I'm the main judge. You're the secondary judge.

We got to start this on a better foot. We got to...

We agreed one A, one B. Maybe you guys can come to a common understanding about something first,

and then you guys can both say its order. Maybe you guys both say order, and then we can

kind of get started. Objection. Oh, no, this is, I'm not being a lawyer yet. I'm just being me.

I'm saying as a friend, as a friend, and we're all friends here and we have a legal case against each other in many ways. We can still be cordial. So maybe if you guys agree on something right at the beginning. Okay. Right? We can have, well, I think we can both agree that this guy needs to shut the

fuck up and wait for us to introduce him. What do you think there, Judge Charles? That's something

we can agree on. As you can, okay, as you can tell, all the people listening to this

podcast recording of a court, which is standard procedure these days. We're here in Three Pumpkins County, California at the municipal courthouse.

There's a number of lawsuits that have arisen, both from E1 podcast and podcast about List.

Many grievances over these last few years.

Lots of disputes, and there's no easy answers.

And all the judges in Three Pumpkins County,

which are just me and Caleb,

are extremely biased in this case.

So we figured it was only fair to have two judges

to judge a whole litany of cases

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