you know I didn't want to call everyone here for a meeting because we started doing this

podcast so we never had to go to a meeting ever again so we could have a fake job we want to do

anything I like meetings what no you don't I mean they're fine it means usually if you're

having a meeting at work it means you're not working you're just talking about working

that's true but like as easy as not working they should just let you go home early if you're having a meeting at work, it means you're not working. You're just talking about working.

That's true. Which is like as easy as not working. They should just let you go home early. If you're going to have a meeting, no one should just have to go to it. And then you take that much time off your day and leave, right? Because nothing important ever happens in a meeting.

Well, don't say bad things about a meeting. You called a meeting. So don't just start going against meetings.

Oh, yeah. That's a good point. So something important is going to happen in this meeting.

It's the first important meeting in history. Well, what do we got to do? What's the big,

big issue? Well, first of all, I was looking at the numbers. You know the numbers? Yeah, I know the

numbers. Are the numbers good? They were good. but, you know, because of how incredibly responsible we are, we've been saving money for the E1 pension fund every month.

I know.

And I happen to peek at those numbers, and it looks like someone's been stealing from the pension fund.

There's somebody's been stealing from the pension fund. There's somebody's been stealing from the pension fund?

Somebody did?

That's an incredibly suspicious way to say that.

What's suspicious about what I said?

Well, it's definitely not me because I don't even have access to it.

So I couldn't.

Well, I sent you access.

I sent it to your, you know.

Yeah, I did.

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