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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#260: Election Day and So Forth

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2019

⏱️ 27 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

1- Don’t like results? You must be Republican.
2- Socialist, Progressive, Corporate... I don’t care. Just win, baby.
3- Let's see some Obama balloons
4- Polarization, yeah, Fact vs Fiction
5- Yeah the cities win

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 260 of my podcast, who's paying attention.

0:24.9

It has been a while since we have spoken.

0:28.1

And one of the reasons for that is I took my own advice and I tuned out.

0:32.8

I took a weekend off from not 100%, but for the most part, from my digital presence, social media, texting, whatever, because, man, I was just getting tired.

0:46.4

In the last couple of weeks, just too many time zones, that happens to me sometimes between the family feud tour and a couple of corporate gigs

0:56.7

and so on. I was jumping back and forth from the East Coast to the West Coast to the East Coast to the

1:02.6

Midwest to the West blah blah blah. And I was just beat. And recently, sadly, a friend of mine,

1:08.8

a guy named Chance Howard, brilliant singer who works with a woman named

1:12.5

candy Dolfer uh chance had a bad accident he and it stemmed from him going pushing too hard

1:20.6

and after a gig driving home and falling asleep behind the wheel and you know um he's gonna he going to be all right. It's a long road to recovery,

1:29.2

but I could easily do the same thing. And I chose not to when I did feel myself nodding off

1:35.0

and almost hit a parked car. And I'm so glad I didn't. My insurance. I got too many toys to

1:41.2

have to raise my insurance. So anyway, I know that's a quality problem, first world problem, but it's true.

1:49.0

So anyway, been gone for a while.

1:52.0

I'm back.

1:52.9

It is Veterans Day.

1:54.4

I want to give a shout out to the veterans and the troops and the work that they do and the

1:59.3

sacrifice they make is unbelievable.

2:01.6

I've been honored to entertain them all around the world.

2:04.6

I love you men and women and the work you do.

2:08.6

And I believe this is my thought that every taxpayer should pay a $1, I don't know what you want to call it,

2:21.9

surcharge, whatever, that goes directly to veterans,

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