#259: Lock Him Up
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2019
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
2- Lock him up
3- Deficit? Nothing to see here. Well, actually 1 trillion things to see here.
4- Jesus needed a soundtrack
5- We are on fire. That is not good.
6- We are inclusive in our racial ignorance
7- Survey says: Thanks!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and good morning. This is Alonzo Bowden with a very abbreviated episode of Who's Paying Attention |
| 0:22.7 | Number 259. Now, I say very abbreviated because I'm recording this at Holiday Inn Crown |
| 0:32.8 | Plaza in Englewood, New Jersey at 3.15 a.m., getting ready for a.m. flight. |
| 0:40.4 | So it's going to be a quick podcast. I just wanted to check in. I wanted to talk to you guys about a few things. |
| 0:47.0 | I appreciate you. And why am I up at 3.15 a.m. in Englewood, New Jersey. Because I'm in the midst of a crazy schedule. |
| 0:53.8 | We're doing Family Feud Live, the Celebrity Edition. |
| 0:58.7 | I'm the host. |
| 1:00.1 | We have Brian Dunkelman as the announcer. |
| 1:02.9 | We have Pauly Shore and Chris Catan as our two celebrities. |
| 1:06.7 | Those two are hilarious. |
| 1:08.0 | The dynamic, the best way I can describe it is Pauley has become the annoying little brother to Chris Catan. |
| 1:15.6 | And it's really funny and it's a fun show, but we're bouncing around. It's just a crazy schedule. |
| 1:21.6 | We did Englewood tonight. We were in Seneca, which is up near Buffalo. |
| 1:25.6 | Yesterday, the day before that, we were in Springfield, Massachusetts. The day before that, we were in Seneca, which is up near Buffalo. Yesterday, the day before that, we were in Springfield, Massachusetts. |
| 1:29.4 | The day before that, we were in Morristown, New Jersey. |
| 1:34.3 | I'm going to Vegas today to do a show, and we're headed down. |
| 1:39.1 | The tour is headed down to North Carolina and then Virginia, blah, blah, blah. |
| 1:44.3 | So anyway, kind of a crazy schedule, and I told you about that before I started it. |
| 1:49.3 | I love doing it. |
| 1:50.3 | It's a fun show, but I got to do the podcast sometimes. |
| 1:53.5 | So obviously the big news today is that the American Special Forces got the leader of ISIS, Abu Bakar al-Baghdadi. |
| 2:05.4 | Of course, Trump's taking credit for doing this. |
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