#261: I Conspire To Conspiracies
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 β’ 680 Ratings
ποΈ 20 November 2019
β±οΈ 25 minutes
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Summary
2β Republican witnesses can't pretend they didnβt see this
3β FOX news needs a black or brown criminal quick
4β Wanted: Incompetent, hateful, liars. Please send resume to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
5β The earth is flat. Science is dead.
6β NBA, FORMULA 1, and other sports
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. |
| 0:17.3 | Welcome to episode 261 in my podcast. |
| 0:20.4 | Who's paying attention? I'm trying to. I'm doing my best. |
| 0:25.0 | The impeachment. It's sort of like, you know, I joked about watching the late night highlights, |
| 0:31.7 | like Sports Center or something. And it's almost like that, like to catch the recap at the end of the day or catch the print recap of what was shown on TV and the hearings is a kind of good way to keep up. |
| 0:47.2 | So today, and it is Tuesday, November 19th, that's what today is. By the way, I just came off a great week in Vegas at Brad Garrett's Comedy Club. I love Las Vegas. It's just fun. Sunday was a Las Vegas marathon. Now, there's a lot of things you need in Vegas. I don't know if you need a bunch of healthy runners running around while everybody else is doing their best to destroy their bodies, their minds, their spirit, and their wallet. |
| 1:18.8 | But that's Vegas, baby. |
| 1:20.4 | It was fun. |
| 1:21.5 | I loved it. |
| 1:22.2 | Some of you listeners came out. |
| 1:23.8 | People say hello. |
| 1:25.5 | And thank you for that. |
| 1:30.3 | So anyway, sorry about that. That's my phone going off. Okay, so getting back to the impeachment. So today, Lieutenant Colonel Alexander |
| 1:40.2 | Vidman testified and he is identified as the White House top Ukraine expert. |
| 1:48.1 | So, of course, Trump tweets, doesn't know him, never heard of him. |
| 1:52.7 | Top expert, never heard of him, doesn't know him. |
| 1:55.1 | Well, it turns out, Vindman was on the call, and his family, by the way, his family left Russia years ago, left, and he was |
| 2:03.6 | offered a job strangely as a Ukraine defense minister, which of course he turned down. |
| 2:10.1 | Republicans tried to turn that against him saying, was it offered to you in English or Russian? |
| 2:15.9 | And he said the guy who offered it spoke perfect English. The Republican |
| 2:19.8 | strategy of attempting to discredit these witnesses just isn't working. This man is a lieutenant |
| 2:25.6 | colonel in the military and showed up in uniform. Now, keep in mind, the Republicans are the ones |
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