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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

26: Parks in Milwaukee, WI

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Is it possible for people to give their local parks bad reviews? Yes. And it's as crazy as you'd think! Alex then reads conspiracy theory reviews that no one needs to hear. Whether you listen to this in your home, lighthome, or waffle home, you won't be disappointed! Don't take our words for it, just listen to our new friends: Matthew, Poopie, and Coochie

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0:00.0

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0:46.0

Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet.

0:50.7

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people

0:55.1

who just need the world to know what they think.

0:58.9

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast.

1:03.6

But I'd give it zero stars if I could.

1:21.6

Hello, and welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet.

1:24.7

A podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

1:29.4

That is Alexander.

1:30.7

And that is Christine.

1:31.8

Welcome.

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