25: DMVs in Phoenix, AZ

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2019

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Get your sunglasses emoji ready, because we've got some "cool" reviews for you. We're reading the worst reviews of DMVs in Phoenix, AZ. Now imagine how boring an episode like that would normally be, and try to give this one a shot anyway. We end the episode with hilariously awful reviews of restaurants where customers thought they were receiving other people's leftovers.

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0:00.0	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by
0:08.7	people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I
0:14.7	wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:30.0	Good evening and welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. The podcast where we read
0:49.4	the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm Alex and I'm Christine
0:59.5	Oh my god. That was awful and unplanned. No, but it's not. I'm proud of us. We did it. Oh my god.
1:09.1	Welcome to episode 25 everyone. Welcome. We made it a quarter of a century. Good for us. Wow. We
1:15.5	deserve this. You are listening this a week after last episode but we are recording this a day after.
1:23.5	We recorded the last episode. Yeah. And the reason we're bringing that up is because we promise to
1:29.0	read your reviews that match the challenge that I failed at last week. Right. The what was it
1:37.0	again? Where someone went into a veterinarian's office and was asking about human problems. So those
1:45.0	are going to be read on episode 26. And I since the episode has not released I have not heard back from
1:50.9	whomever gave us those jars. Those awesome jars of ideas for the topics and challenges. So
1:57.9	and you're using one right. You're using it. Yes. Well, I wasn't going. I was going to
2:02.6	surprise everyone but I guess not anymore. But uh, yeah, I still don't know who sent it because
2:09.2	the episode hasn't released. So I'll announce that next week too. Episode 26 is where everything gets
2:13.5	revealed. That's where the game changes. For the record it's not my fault that we're doing this.
2:18.7	It's my fault. It's someone's out of town for like the next three weeks. I'm going to read
2:22.9	carpet award show. So it's really tough. It's so tough. Let's move on. It's hard the life that I
2:30.3	lead. All right. So the theme you gave us last week was DMVs in Phoenix, Arizona. Who is that from?
2:39.8	That's a good question. Someone. Thank you. Whomever it was. Go listen to episode 24 if you want to
2:45.0	hear your name again because apparently we're not going to say it this week again.
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