26: Adventures In Thailand
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2022
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Nigel and Producer Matt are in Bangkok for a very special WORLDWIDE episode of the Haiyaa podcast. Nigel speaks about his encounter with “coke mom” and befriending two Thai Billionaires while Matt is recognised for the first time by a Haiyaa pod fan.
0:00 - Nigel befriends two Thai billionaires
9:10 - Will Matt get back in time for Glastonbury Festival and Heathrow airport is crumbling
15:05 - Nigel is looking for instagram ho’s that he can train to replace Matt and Asian audiences love their national anthems
28:23 - Nigel plays his homecoming show and brings his parents on stage too and why jokes written down are brutal!
35:43 - Nigel meets “coke mom” and is worried she might be a golddigger.
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| 0:00.0 | So we went to my hotel room. |
| 0:01.1 | She was still doing cooked by herself on my hotel room couch. |
| 0:04.6 | She must have been doing a lot of it. |
| 0:05.7 | Oh my God. |
| 0:06.0 | No, she had a little spoon. |
| 0:07.1 | Just smoked it from the spoon. |
| 0:08.1 | Not lines and lines of it. |
| 0:09.1 | She had a little, little, like, packet. |
| 0:11.3 | So she just had a little spoon, a dainty little silver spoon. |
| 0:14.7 | You just kind of, you know. |
| 0:17.1 | Welcome back to Hyalya podcast. We are here in Bangkok. Matt is in Bangkok. Cut to the |
| 0:22.1 | wide shot. Cut to the wide shot. Matt is here listeners. Yes. Yes. On his free holiday that I |
| 0:28.9 | provided. This is how you get British people to work. You're going to trick them into thinking |
| 0:33.9 | it's a free holiday. And then they actually do some work. |
| 0:39.7 | You know, because what is, it's a sabbatical. |
| 0:42.0 | And then this is a new thing. |
| 0:43.6 | October, I'll be in the US. |
| 0:44.5 | You'll be in the US too. |
| 0:47.1 | And then that's your second annual trip. |
| 0:48.0 | It's good. |
| 0:48.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.8 | Okay, we'll both be Boston at the same time. |
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