And then there was another kid in the balcony near the back somewhere who kept chipping in,

kept saying annoying shit. And then I said, well, see, that's what happens when you don't

have school shootings in your country. And the whole crowd just went, whoa, and then laughed and

then clapped. So that is my highlights of my crowdwork so far. Hello and welcome back to the Haia podcast.

I am recording in a hotel room in Brisbane,

while producer Matt is all the way back in its home in London.

So, hello, listeners.

Quick thing out of the way.

We need to sell some tickets for Taiwan.

I'm going there in two months.

That's the only city that we haven't sold out yet.

So listeners, if you're listening from Taiwan, go get tickets there.

And oh, another thing, I'm doing Thailand, right?

And Matt, you're coming to that when I'm in Bangkok.

And this morning I got tagged in a story, like, oh, someone's saying like,

oh, Uncle Roger added an extra show in Thailand.

I was like, what the fuck?

I didn't approve this so it turns out my tour company added an extra show in thailand

which means now i have to sell as a time of recording i have to sell 1200 tickets in 12 days

so that's going to be stressful so when this comes out the thailand show will be quite. So just buy tickets to Thailand. Taiwan and Thailand, all the T countries, just buy tickets there

because for some reason my tour company just really wants to make money. So they just put on

an extra show without telling me. And now I'm plugging the show to you guys. So get tickets

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