Okay, folks, welcome again to the latest edition of life on Planet Porky. Planet Porky, of course, it's up there, it's spinning, it's the place to be. You never know what's going to happen when you get there. So get tuned in on a regular basis, folks, every Tuesday and Thursday

with a selection and a collection of great co-hosts

who are working with me.

And I'm delighted to say back for another session

here in the studios at Planet Porky, Mr Ben, the Arrow Fletcher.

Ben, welcome again.

Thank you for having me. Can't keep me away.

You can't keep me away at all, mate.

And once again, great to get the feedback from the last couple of podcasts we've done.

And people are certainly liking your take on life and think that you're keeping me in shape.

Are you keeping me in shape?

Or you keep me in line?

I'd like to think so.

Do I need keeping in shape? Or you keep me in line? I'd like to think so. Do I need keeping in line? I think for most people would agree that you need a degree of governance in your life.

Was it master and commander?

Men need to be governed.

And I think you're no different, Mike.

Oh, really?

So one does one's best.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, okay, I am a master of

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