Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest edition of Planet Porky.

This, of course, is the podcast that spins up there in the cosmosphere.

There is a cosmosphere.

And I want to say a very big thank you to all of you and your responses to the Planet Porky podcast, which come out twice a week, Tuesday and Thursday, with a collection of extremely

talented, vibrant and, can I say, intelligentsia-type co-presenters.

And today I'm delighted to bring back to the microphone the wonderful and hugely exciting Leslie Ann Jones.

The woman who I think we can all agree was the original chic rock, rock chic chick

of Fleet Street.

Tadda, she's back.

Absolutely.

Dripping wet, actually, by the way.

Dripping wet.

It's monsoon weather, Mike, isn't it?

It's monsoon weather, but, you know, we're going to talk about planet and, sorry,

not planet Porky, but the weather on this planet and whether climate change is real in a

minute or two. But the actual personal experience today,

I came out of my pad in Stockbrokerbelt, Surrey,

and the sun was shining.

I mean, I wouldn't have dreamed of putting a coat on,

you know, even if it was raining because it was warm,

but I didn't feel any sort of a threat.

20 minutes later, I got off a tube train.

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