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🗓️ 20 June 2021
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Tim calls his father after not speaking for awhile to wish him a Happy Father's Day, talks The Book of Mormon's woke corrections, Hunter Biden's new life as a painter, and the new batch of Victoria's Secret Angels.
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0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. Happy Father's Day. I'm calling my father for the first time on the show |
0:06.5 | We haven't spoken in a few months both of us very busy and we're calling him for the first time on the program |
0:13.2 | Very excited about that. Have you do you call your father tomorrow? Yeah, I'll see my dad actually does Hunter Biden call his father tomorrow. I bet he does |
0:24.6 | Hunter Biden is Joe Biden's son. He's the |
0:27.9 | The Roger Clinton |
0:31.3 | The Wild Brother |
0:33.3 | Kind of the black sheep the Neil Bush as you would say of the family |
0:40.0 | Reading an article now from the New York Post. It says Hunter Biden called Asians quote yellow in |
0:46.4 | Text exchange with cousin, but the text exchange is a little creepy. It's weird. Yeah, and people are speculating |
0:53.1 | They're saying is this human trafficking? |
0:55.1 | This is the text exchange and do we know who Hunter is? Is he the blue? He's the blue I believe so this is the text exchange somebody says she's a legend |
1:04.9 | None of these women are except for diva |
1:08.0 | DEVA diva diva but Nikola and Deva and Ella and Lucy and |
1:14.2 | All-know-quality girls who like I am are distrusting and highly highly wary of evil |
1:21.6 | I also have Denise to German 26 |
1:26.5 | Somebody writes no to Lucy. I think that's what Hunter writes Hunter writes no to Lucy somebody writes okay, so fine |
1:33.6 | If you want foreigner domestic |
1:36.0 | Hunter goes and you have to make the pitch directly |
1:39.4 | This is hunter |
1:41.5 | I can't give you a |
1:44.3 | In Asian sorry, I'm not doing it hunter goes domesticated foreigner is fine |
1:49.9 | Then the person says I'd give you Isabella, but she has kids and |
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