258 - Fat Recluse
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 27 June 2021
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show real fun episode. |
| 0:05.2 | Jeff Garland, star of Kirby, |
| 0:08.3 | enthusiast, we'll be joining us later on in the broadcast. |
| 0:11.8 | Great to talk to Jeff. Big fan of curve, |
| 0:14.1 | which you, uh, you hate that show. |
| 0:17.1 | No, no, no, I like that show. I hate it. |
| 0:20.4 | You hate it. And you hate Larry David and you hate Jerry Seinfeld |
| 0:24.4 | and you hate everything. |
| 0:26.6 | You're the one who hates. |
| 0:29.6 | Now I'm kidding. Ben loves the show. |
| 0:31.6 | Nothing not to love. |
| 0:33.0 | We just thought we saw a brown recluse spider outside of my home. |
| 0:38.3 | Get the photo up that I posted and it's not a brown recluse. |
| 0:43.0 | It is a Southern house spider, but we didn't know. |
| 0:49.5 | We didn't know common mistake, common mistake. |
| 0:52.9 | And of course you put something like that up on Twitter and, uh, |
| 0:55.5 | you know, I don't know why when I do something like that, |
| 0:59.4 | I think I'm going to get like an entomologist who's like actually. |
| 1:04.8 | It's just people responding. |
| 1:06.4 | You're a fat recluse. |
| 1:08.7 | And I'm like, that's not particularly helpful in this situation. |
| 1:12.9 | But it is a male coup, |
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