256 - The Announcement
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 13 June 2021
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Tim makes a huge announcement, implicates Ben's wife and berates him, talks big momma's in the city, and interviews writer Bari Weiss.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dylan show a little squeeze you're starting a little late because |
| 0:07.8 | Someone was late |
| 0:10.4 | Someone was a little late |
| 0:13.3 | Do you have any defense for your tardiness the traffic was heavy? |
| 0:17.6 | I tried to be on time the traffic. It's always something the traffic. We said we're gonna record it three and then it moved it around |
| 0:24.7 | I was doing a thing with my wife |
| 0:27.2 | I was out of thing you know |
| 0:29.2 | I mean I had to run from it and then |
| 0:32.9 | You had to run from the thing you were doing yeah, we there your job |
| 0:37.0 | There was a friend in Austin who was in town and we had to run from the friend to your job |
| 0:42.2 | Well, you said we were gonna record it for it and he moved it to three so I moved it your job was moved and |
| 0:49.4 | You had to leave why don't you go back to the front? I |
| 0:53.8 | Think you should go back to your friend |
| 0:55.5 | Go back call your friend and say go back to your friend. Let's just do the show. Let's you go back to your friend |
| 1:02.5 | I think it's better for you to go back to your friend |
| 1:05.9 | So I'm dead here. Please go back to your friend. I who's gonna produce the show. I'll figure it out |
| 1:12.3 | I'll figure it out |
| 1:14.3 | It's insane |
| 1:34.3 | Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dylan show beautiful day in Austin, Texas |
| 1:39.3 | A mess shooting downtown and in true Austin fashion no one was killed 13 people injured |
| 1:47.7 | No one was killed this city cannot even do that right amazing |
| 1:54.5 | Have you learned your lesson? |
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