0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:55.1	Hello, everyone. You started the podcast with um? Because we need to discuss what just happened. What just happened? Well, I just said to her, I have so many pictures of half-naked women on my phone. And then she's like, mine are all men, which I'm fascinated by. Because... Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They can read the title of this episode.
0:56.3	They know the context, right?
0:57.2	I don't know.
0:53.2	When you say I have half-naked photos of women on my phone, it doesn't sound like that's what you're talking about. I knew in the moment, but I feel like now when you say it out of context, it sounds like you're just saying you have a phone full, and then I have a phone full of half naked men. The context is the title of this episode, reviews of naughty Halloween costumes.
0:58.2	Yeah. saying you have a phone full, and then I have a phone full of half naked men. The context is the title of this episode, reviews of naughty Halloween costumes. Yeah, yeah. So that's what we're referring to. Not naughty in Toyland. Not naughty. Unless you found any of those. I did not. Oh, I misunderstood the prompt. It's all naughty and toilet. Oh my God. What if it was just Halloween costumes of that little guy?
1:28.1	And I thought that's what you meant.
1:29.1	How wholesome versus this. Only if both of us brought that. It would not be wholesome if we went back and forth. What if there was a naughty, naughty costume? There might be. There should be. I'm upset about it already. But no, I only said it's like, it's interesting to me because I didn't see any sexy men's costume. But I didn't really look. All I typed in was sexy Halloween costumes. Oh, yeah. It's definitely like geared toward women, I would say. Yeah. Well, I didn't search for it. A bunch of e-mailers. Oh, the emailers. Yeah. Yeah, I just happened to click on certain...
2:01.6	That explains it.
2:03.5	Certain emails and got...
2:05.0	I was like, this is a fun little twist to have sexy male costumes.
2:09.9	Yeah, yeah.
2:10.9	I honestly will say I had trouble researching this.
2:15.3	It was difficult because when it comes to these types of costumes,
2:20.7	the sizing was so, like, out of the corner of my eye, I'm seeing what she's fucking doing.
2:26.1	She's got this fucking creepy ass.
2:29.6	Look at him. It's a naughty. It's a naughty mascot.
2:34.0	It doesn't look anything like naughty in my head.
2:36.3	It doesn't.
2:37.1	That face is so freaky.
2:41.3	Okay.
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