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My name's Christine.

My name's Sandy.

We're covering pet costumes today.

This is our first of Halloween series.

Yep, a series of three episodes in our Halloween special.

We have a special guest star today. His name is Juniper. Hi, Juniper. He is a cat sitting between us. Don't get excited. What? It's not actually a guest. Oh, he, how dare you say that? Right in his little pink ears. He can't understand me. Look at his scary alien face. Well, he pret not to. So he is a creepy looking cat. Every day I go, please look, he's an alien. And he's like, I know he's an alien. I'm like, you're not looking. Alien. A bit of alien. Thank you for coming to our show. We are going to read costume reviews of pet costumes.

Oh, so relevant that he's here. I know. So I said. You didn't? I said. And that's why our special guest is Juniper. Oh, I don't think you said that. But yeah, pet costumes. This was surprisingly

boring to research. Sorry, I had the best time.

I just felt like everyone was like, this is too small for my pet.

Yeah, well, a lot of people...

And I thought, yep, that sounds boring.

Wrote in reviews.

And so I was thrilled because I barely had to do any research.

Nice.

And as we were at a work meeting the other day, we were at a coffee shop and they were having a doggy Halloween costume contest coming up.

So I feel like I got a lot of good ideas.

Junie.

What, have your, like, has Gio been in the past, anything?

So, yeah, anything.

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