Well, good afternoon. This is your little friend, Steven Berg, and this is a message going out to all you fantastically brilliant vasectomy doctors.

I have a little proposal for you all. My wonderful friend and brother, Gareth Reynolds, is looking to get a bisectomy done because he is making the choice to not bring children into

this world. And you know what? I respect that opinion. Nobody wants a bunch of little

Gareth running around. Boy, try saying, try pluralizing Gareth with a list. That's not easy.

Nobody wants a bunch of little Gareth running around when Gareth himself doesn't want that.

So, doctors out there, what we are looking for, what we are wanting, if possible, is for you

to give our friend Gareth a vasectomy.

Now, we'll pay for it.

He's got Cobra.

He's got great insurance.

That's not the issue.

Here comes the little angle we're taking.

We would like to document this on a little thing called videotape.

This is a plea.

This is a call to all vasectomy doctors in the lower 48 in the United States.

Please, oh, please, let our little friend, Gareth Reynolds, get a vasectomy, and let us videotape it.

We're talking to hi-8, you know, like a gritty, you know, it'll look good, it'll be classy, it'll be artsy, you will come off looking like an absolute hero.

That's a burgundy.

Thank you.

Enjoy this message and enjoy this episode.

Bye-bye.

This is a headgum podcast.

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