255 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2014

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Please don't talk, please don't touch my service dog! Don't talk to my dog, the dog is being good. You're getting the dog in trouble, you di@k! Maybe Peter Caine is right??? Tom's in Hong Kong aka "City Connection" right now. He had a real nice hair cut before he left and we talk about it. Christina admits to seeing the same hairdresser since 1998, but he's awesome so don't sweat it. Cops are still all fu$%in bald and s$it. We discuss nightmare jobs for us personally. Being nocturnal is horrible. COPS is our new favorite show. It's fun to watch people who cook meth getting arrested. And you should always look at the positive aspects of your meth cooking spouse. Christina gets punished for using her BIG WORDS in the last episode... Aunty Fee takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

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0:00.0	A woman breastfeeding a woman.
0:03.5	Oh.
0:04.5	Oh, oh.
0:06.0	So her breastfeeding you say.
0:07.6	Yeah, I want to talk about that.
0:08.9	I, um, I saw a woman walking down the aisle of an airplane
0:13.5	as she was breastfeeding, which is an odd choice.
0:16.4	You don't really see that.
0:23.6	I, um, I'm in China right now.
0:27.4	Oh, how is it there?
0:28.6	It's great.
0:29.6	I'm having the best time.
0:30.6	Just flew back real quick to do this and I'm flying back.
0:33.6	How have shows been going?
0:34.6	Great.
0:35.6	I'm having the best time.
0:36.6	Didn't, nothing bad happen in Singapore.
0:38.6	Didn't shoot gum or nothing.
0:40.6	And then, uh...
0:41.6	Did you bring drugs?
0:42.6	You should definitely smuggle drugs.
0:44.6	Nope.
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