256-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2014

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Shots Fired!!! If you're down in the 954 or the 305 and you see a half naked white dude singing and dancing shakin' that thang - don't worry, that's Rihanna. The elephant in the room must be addressed - Peter Caine has called the MAIN MOMS out! Lord only knows what will happen next, but Peter Caine is on the watch list. Should he worry about Tina and Tommy? No. The little Mommy's? Probably. Theo? You Bet. You can't just talk s**t like that and not expect bad things to happen. As Theo has always said, "Don't start nuttin, won't be nuttin." Plus Tommy has returned from City Connection and he can't wait to go back. He's got that international jeans fever!

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0:00.0	You do, you do ruin everything.
0:01.5	I do ruin stuff.
0:02.5	I know.
0:03.0	I can't have nice things because I ruin them.
0:06.5	I prefer to have cheaper things.
0:08.2	Oh.
0:09.8	Okay.
0:18.5	Welcome.
0:21.0	It's very sensual.
0:22.5	Your mother's house.
0:24.9	Is this what you heard in Chinchang Pingpong?
0:27.8	That's disrespectful.
0:29.0	To whom?
0:30.0	People that are from Chongqing and China.
0:32.6	I learned that while I was there.
0:34.9	Oh, you learned that you're not supposed to say that to them?
0:37.4	Not only did I learn that you're not supposed to say that, but that...
0:40.7	That's just stupid foot or the dog.
0:42.1	Me.
0:43.1	That there's a city called Chongqing.
0:45.1	Well, there you go.
0:47.1	I'm just mispronouncing the city's name.
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