254-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2014

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

When Tom picks the opening clips, it's usually porn. But this porn clip is "revolutionary" according to Tom. We deconstruct Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda". Both versions, fart and original. We also explore "the cowboy hip hop" and real "hip hop" dancing. The cargo pant debate rages on! We look forward to Tom's upcoming Asian dumps. Theo hears his latest song and comes on the show to discuss his royalty agreement. Wendy's has a neat corporate training song.

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's go time tighten up world
0:05.3	Take no world you like that
0:15.9	Are you in for a lottery or surround the marias?
0:20.1	Kind of the fart lottery improv at the seamenhole hardcock casino
0:25.1	I'll be playing at the improv there September 18th for one night only we're doing just stand-ups
0:34.2	Consorts the note that it's the only South Florida show of the year. It is and it's no we're not doing Miami
0:40.7	We're not doing Lauderdale
0:42.5	Outside of this we're not doing West Palm if you're in any of those areas
0:46.8	Telling you please come out
0:48.8	Thursday September 18th. It's the only time we'll be doing this together
0:55.2	October 2nd through 5th I do the Cincinnati funny bone and Newport Kentucky lesbian reel. That's a new pork Kentucky
1:01.8	Okay Cincinnati funny bone don't try to laugh. Is that right the second is that the first October 2nd through 5th
1:08.4	All right, and then October 9th the jeans machine a night. I just fired do
1:13.4	The Cobb's comedy club would do your mom's house only live. So we're just doing the pod live
1:18.5	Which is very exciting get your tickets now your mom's house podcast calm and then November 6th at the Highline in Seattle
1:26.0	November 7th Portland at the analog cafe and November 8th in Chicago at the empty bottle get your tickets now on your mom's house podcast
1:36.4	Dot oh exciting. We're doing like your mom's house podcast tour and
1:43.1	November and like when an October so yeah
1:47.4	Right now I'm in Singapore so make sure you come see me do my
1:51.8	My Singapore shows if you're not available
1:56.3	That's too bad. I thought that was my phone ringing
1:59.0	You know that because it's my ring time. I almost panic
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