Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every week.

Guess what my name is? My name is Steve Hoggut. I was about to guess that, actually, but you've, you've ruined that. Who is? You don't know the rules of the guessing game, but if you were to guess my name, what did you say it was? I am sorry I haven't a clue. Well, it's John Blithe, but you can call me Logg. John Logblyth, I'm Matt Lees, and today I'll be doing a little feature about what if Will I am, the popular pop pop pop singer, was actually a penguin. I mean, it's difficult to imagine, but I'm going to try and walk you to that one step at time. And my feature this week is, what if you were a Japanese loss adjuster in the most recent of Godzilla's rampage attacks?

And it's not half as racist as the title makes out.

It's not racist at all, actually, to believe that Japanese people love insurance.

Why are you saying the word racist so much, Dee?

Because even in the last episode... Godzilla lives in Japan. It's likely that his loss adjustments would be by Japanese person. Yes. Yeah, I don't know why I'm beating myself. No one's going to buy Godzilla insurance if they live in America. Exactly. That's just dumb. Well, in the most recent, didn't you go to Manhattan and some of the other films?

Oh, yeah.

And my feature is about the first chapter

of a thrilling new sci-fi caper

called Quantic Meridian in the Wet Metal Zone 4545.

That's good.

You are listening to Quantic Godzilla Penguin.

Matt, did you say what your name is?

Matt

Lee's I think I did

Did you? I wasn't paying attention

I was just waiting to speak

Classic

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Mouthon Like a regular phintecho. Regular ban on behalfingiexie. Oh, fuck on. There you go.

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