254: Nick Clegg's Semi-Automatic Arsehole

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2017

⏱️ 87 minutes

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LIVE SHOW: Joe does a Doctor Who thing because he has ulterior motives, Steve reads Wikipedia, Matt is furious about a man who had a gun, Log brings Nick Clegg back into relevance, and Gav continues to use the podcast as a means of advertising his frequently hairless arsehole.

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0:00.0	What happened to our music?
0:02.0	I got rid of it.
0:03.0	Did you?
0:04.0	Yeah.
0:05.0	I feel like that's a meeting we didn't have. We should have had. Hello? I was doing my shirt. Oh no, I was looking at them. Now the lights have gone down now I can't see them. Who are you? Sorry, I had a quick look. They're all mingin. Oh yeah, you're right. Turn them back down again. How you guys doing?
0:21.0	Welcome to regular features. Oh yeah, you're right, turn them back down. How are you guys doing?
0:24.1	Welcome to regular features.
0:27.9	Episode 250-something, we don't know.
0:29.7	Welcome to regular features.
0:34.8	Is this anybody's very first regular feature show?
0:36.0	Yeah, right here.
0:37.3	Oh, fuck. Oh, hang on. A lot. Lights up again. Is it any, is it anyone's first regular features? Well, they don't know what it is. You are gonna have a terrible time. So in joker. He's fit as well. He's a little holly. That's you, right?
0:55.1	Yeah, yeah.
1:09.3	You or the other guy behind you? No, you're fit, I'm saying. It doesn't matter if he's your first one or not. Take a fucking compliment, mate. If you're going out with each other, well done. Hot couple, hot couple of the night. If you're not, then I'm sorry for implying that something as horrible as that.
1:11.2	I think I know that guy.
1:13.6	And I think he came to a party once and he was dressed like fucking the dude from Narcos.
1:21.1	Who's the real-life dude from Narcos?
1:22.9	Pablo Escobar.
1:24.4	Is that right?
1:25.0	Did I make that up?
1:26.4	Did I make that out?
1:27.5	No. I'm glad. That's what we up? Did I make that out? No.
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