256: Four Naughty Boys, a Birthday Girl & The Kill Room

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2017

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Log n Steve bring the funnies while Joe n Gav kidnap their colleague Alanah who celebrated her birthday with the boys in an abattoir. You can follow Alanah here: https://twitter.com/Charalanahzard Get yourself a ticket to the next live show on September 4th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

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0:00.0	Who the hell are you?
0:01.6	Have you come to listen to episode 256 of regular features?
0:05.3	Because if you have, I dare say you're in the right fucking place.
0:09.6	Welcome to the podcast.
0:11.4	Yeah.
0:11.9	It's a comedy podcast by a bunch of buddies.
0:14.6	There's just two of us today, two bosoms, two bosom buddies,
0:17.6	jostling against each other, against a microphone in the tit clave, the titian clave that we call
0:24.1	the, what's the bit between the tits called? The buttocks. The frenulum. The ladies fernolum.
0:32.3	The ladies fernolum. The sweaty bit that ladies don't like to talk about.
0:35.4	Look, do you know how many episodes of the podcast we've done?
0:38.3	I'm counting on my power of twoometer.
0:41.9	You only have to go eight powers of two?
0:45.0	I think it's episode 256, Steve.
0:47.6	Oh my goodness.
0:48.5	Massive celebration.
0:50.3	The last power of two will probably reach.
0:53.4	Do you think we'll get to 512?
0:56.3	Mm-hmm.
0:59.5	Yes.
1:00.5	Why?
1:00.9	What's going to happen to the podcast before then?
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