254: Risky Business & Mom’s Favorite
We're Here to Help
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4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Jake and Gareth help a caller avoid concussion protocol. Then, they enlist Gareth's mom Pam to make another mom jealous. Plus, an update from Ep 247 "Ten Pounds of Pasta (with Jenny Slate)."
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| 0:00.0 | New Year, same extra value meals at McDonald's. |
| 0:03.7 | Now get a savory sausage McMuffin with egg plus hash browns and a small coffee for just $5. |
| 0:10.2 | For limited time only, prices and participation may vary. |
| 0:12.3 | Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska, and California, and for delivery. |
| 0:16.8 | This is a headgum podcast. Really quickly. |
| 0:50.1 | Really quickly, there's in the email too much Patreon stuff. |
| 0:51.6 | But let me just be very clear. |
| 0:53.7 | The Patreon's its own animal. |
| 1:10.2 | So we've started having a lot of fun over there. Steve and Gareth are doing more chats over there. They're doing a weekly show now. They're doing coffee talk. I don't know. Eric and Berger? Once a week. We're going to get a schedule. If you're ever free pop-up on, if I'm ever free pop-bond. But they're running it. It's them. |
| 1:10.8 | Oh, dear. But in terms of the main show, that's an option, but that'll never take away from this. Yeah. There are separate animals. So when we talk about it, it's only because when we do these intros, we're just bullshitting and something funny will have happened. Yeah. |
| 1:27.8 | But we will always feed back to the main show. |
| 1:30.4 | You do not need it. |
| 1:31.4 | You don't miss anything from the main show. |
| 1:33.3 | It's fucking extra. |
| 1:35.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:35.7 | But with that in mind, we'd been, we had a caller. |
| 1:39.7 | I'm not positive if the first one aired yet. |
| 1:42.0 | About a woman. |
| 1:43.0 | It did air, actually actually the woman who cleans ears |
| 1:46.0 | yes um |
| 1:48.2 | and we were going to create |
| 1:49.8 | and I thought the comments did not reflect this |
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