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253: WEIRD Here to Help: Follow the Mummy & The Other Dariusz

We're Here to Help

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Comedy

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Steve and Eric give an old mummy a royal send-off and dispute a Kafka-esque traffic violation. Plus, Gareth stops by to help a community theatre performer regain her "spark."

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0:00.0

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0:10.2

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0:16.8

This is a headgum podcast. Well, folks, welcome back to, Eric, my man, how are you doing today?

0:50.5

I'm doing well, Steve, how are you doing?

0:52.4

Oh, good.

0:53.2

Look, we're recording on a Sunday,

0:55.2

which is, you know, kind of a unique for us, isn't it? I kind of love it, right? It's a different kind of energy. It is. And we're not going to go into it right now because otherwise it'll just be 15 minutes of waterworks. And we're going to do another episode later in the row, but we just want to say,

1:08.9

thank you, Bob Weir for everything you gave us.

1:11.1

We love you so much.

1:12.2

The love is immense.

1:13.9

Thank you for all the road, but we just want to say, uh, thank you, Bob Weir for everything you gave us. We love you so much. The love is, uh, immense. Thank you for all the smiles, my friend. Oh, so lucky to have seen him so many times, dead and company, Wolf Brothers. This is an end of an era brother. Uh, well, Eric, Eric, what's going on your world, pal? How's your weekend going? Well, Steve, I got a kind of a new theory for us. Okay. In terms of trying to spread good, trying to help.

1:30.1

So I went to an event two days. How's your weekend going? Well, Steve, I got a kind of a new theory for us. Okay. In terms of trying to spread good, trying to help.

1:30.1

So I went to an event two days ago, and this guy came up, and Steve, he had the most oppressive, worst breath.

1:40.4

I've ever smelled in my life.

1:42.8

Right.

1:43.4

And that's kind of my nightmare in this life, is having bad breath. I do, it drives just crazy, but I brush the back of my tongue. Yeah, you should. You're supposed to, right? Yeah, well, that's where it, like, emanates from. I was starting to draw up clothes of garlic in my instapot when I made rice. And then she's like, there's nothing you can do to keep that garlic.

2:01.7

It's coming out of your pores no more.

2:03.0

So I stop. But I'm like, this poor guy, because I'm watching him like, House Stilton and Grier. You know, great cheese is a fancy little old event. Yeah. He obviously knows what he was doing. Yeah. He was going to the good cheese. But like, I was watching guy, and I'm like, he has no idea that his breath smells like a baboon's GI tract. You know what I mean? Like, he's walking around like this. I don't know what you mean. I don't know. Actually, like, Steve, it was horrible. It was horrible. It was horrible. like a pull out. And I'm like, what if, and we can tie it in with what we do, is there a business

2:38.5

opportunity?

2:39.6

And because if I would desperately want to know if I was doing something like that, right?

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