The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, There's Something in the Woods.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

2 p.m. October 13th, 2022.

I sit alone in a booth at the rusty spoon diner.

The cold wind blows outside as the skies have darkened.

The radio at the counter warns of the big hurricane blowing into town.

People have left work early to board up their windows on their houses.

Kids are out of school.

I'm not going anywhere.

The coffee is hot and I have to work.

My name is Cassius Muldoon, and I'm undergoing a deep investigation of the strange, the weird, and the eerie.

This is the first episode of There is Something in the woods uh excuse me sir how you doing

there uh bruce quail you got you the guy from the ad cash a small doone have a seat

all right and they just cozy in on here okay uh so how's this work what do i what do we

well would you like something to drink?

Coffee? Yeah, I'll get a coffee. Yeah, I'll get a coffee. Listen, it's on me. If I like what you

have to tell me, I'll give you the rest of the money at the end. Does that sound good? All right. All right. Do you mind if I get like a, you know, like, I don't know, like an appetizer or something like that? Is that on you? Or is it? I have money is what I'm saying. I have it.

You want some pie? They have good pie. I'd have a slice of pie. Yeah, I just don't know what the rules are.

I'm sorry if I'm asking too many questions. I'm a little nervous. You can get whatever you want if you

pay for it, but coffee's on me. All right, well, I'll get the coffee and then I'll also have a slice of

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