Welcome to 96.9 WGA, Fart City Talk Radio.

You are currently joined by the one, the only, the Duke of Ditch, the King of Mean,

and the sultan of shit the boss eggs himself, L.M.A. Woes.

And you've turned into the burn hour, where we skewer and flame the world's biggest celebrities.

I, of course, am L. Hefe Weevos, and I am joined in my studio by my good friend and a wonderful comedian by the name of Bob Hopper.

Say hi, Bob.

Hi there, Heffway.

Now it's time for the footers hotspot, brought to you by footers, which is basically Hooters for Foot Guys.

So you can imagine what that would kind of be like, you know, logically, and you can imagine how the restaurant would be pretty similar to Hooters.

Some of the differences that one could infer is, you know, that they're in bare feet instead of shoes.

Come to Footers, where our girls have a lot of

soul. And the footers hot spot today is, that's right, you guessed it, who else could it be but

Hollywood hot mess Peter Feeder? You know, I find it ironic that his name is Peter Feeder because

instead of eating, he makes me want to throw up. I would call him a

junkyard dog, but that would be too insulting to the junkyard. Peter Feeder's in the news because

apparently on the set of the new TV show for Gay Lord of the Rings on Risco Plus, he threw up on

the little girl that plays Gollum and then later tried to

blame it on a cigarette allergy. When asked why he smoked so many cigarettes despite having a

cigarette allergy, Peter Feeder allegedly threw up again. And then he drove away in a Rolls

Royce that he had customized to look more like a cigar. It makes sense to me that he smokes so much because every time he talks, all I hear is hot air.

He's been acting out so much ever since he got famously dumped by Stacy boobs.

She's too good for you, Peter.

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