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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

252-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2014

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Don't yank your snot in another seaman's towel! It's rude and disgusting and now we got two guys on Night Watch to make sure no one else does it, Master Seargent. Little Doggy Jeans AKA Feefo AKA Theo Huxtable AKA The Hardest playa on the block ate tin foil. Sometimes we need to remind ourselves that he is not a "Very smart person." He is, in fact, a dog. In this, The "Forgotten "Episode" we recap how our dog scared us and made us rush all over the city worried sick about our sick dog. We were so worried that we forgot to upload this ep in our mad rush to catch a flight. Desperate salesmen are like friends - They're the WORST!!! Plus we talk about LEASE-A-CAR Acting Studios, Dental Updates and more. We'll never forget our Jeans behind again!

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, so here it is. This is this is the infamous I forgot it at home episode and what I was going to do was

0:09.3

Go back into it and cut out because it this was Friday's episode. Yes, and I was gonna cut out everything

0:15.7

Talking about how you know, well, we did that day. Why we were late? No, no

0:19.0

I was gonna cut out the stuff at the top of them like I'm in Denver tonight and

0:22.6

It's for Friday sure last Friday now, but I just decided I think we'll just leave it as is and just tell you

0:29.0

This was this was done in a furious rush

0:34.3

We had well let the episode plays you can hear everything that went on yeah, but basically

0:40.1

We were really really rushed and then in being so rushed as soon as we were done

0:45.5

recording this episode

0:47.1

We were grabbing our stuff to make sure we had everything to go to the airport and then in the car about

0:52.4

10 minutes later I just far enough to not be able to turn around just far enough to not be like oh, I forgot it

0:59.2

Which is weird because I was in the shower taking my quick two-minute shower and I thought to myself

1:04.4

Oh, I should really remind him Billy. Did you pick up? Did you make sure to put it on the drive?

1:09.4

And I didn't even actually have enough done to it to like it would have been different if I had left it

1:15.6

Prepped and maybe we could have accessed it remotely, but it wasn't even

1:20.1

Whatever listen, it just it is what it is it happened. I think the mommy's forgive you

1:25.3

They were there a lot I got a lot of accusations of low genes and loose genes and genes around my ankles and

1:32.3

I don't get to wear denim anymore like a lot of stuff was well

1:36.2

You have to understand that it's because they're passionate and

1:40.9

You know we pride ourselves on our genes being the highest on being the tightest and listen we messed up

1:46.6

Yeah, we messed up, but just know that our intentions were pure our denim

1:51.5

Our denim was as high as it could be that day and you know, unfortunately wasn't high enough. Yeah, we tried

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