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Hey everyone, we're here for our next installment of the podcast. This is episode 252.

Lazertag. Lazertag. Good times. I've not done laser tag in a very long time and when I take it.

Can I play Lazertag as an adult? Can is a very broad term.

Should. Perhaps not. Okay. But I think it depends on the circumstance.

I mean I did read one review. Maybe I have it. I don't know. Where someone said, yeah,

my like wife and I or girlfriend and I whatever. She had never played laser tag in her life and

we went. Yeah, but what she, well he failed to mention was that they were eight.

Just kidding. But I think you can. I think you have to make sure it's the right context

that you behave in the right way. Yeah. I feel like some of the reviews were like, oh,

this grown man shoved my child and I'm like, yeah, obviously that is not.

If I ask if I can play Lazertag in your first thought as well, he probably shouldn't be shoving

those kids. Okay, obviously, but I'm saying like in context for people who maybe didn't read

six hundred thousand reviews of Lazertag, there are some adults who do behave inappropriately.

So I feel like as adults, we need to be mindful of the context. Anyway, this guy should just

make adult Lazertag then if they don't already. They must, you know, they probably do already.

But what do I know? Not much. Okay. Do you want to go first so I can find my reviews?

Sure. Great. My first one was sent in by Kana. And Kana sent a review of UltraZone Lazertag.

It's located in Sherman Oaks, California. One star. The cold efficiency with which this place

has mechanized the children's party would have made Henry Ford blush. Oh my god. And they managed

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