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Hey. Hey you. Good. I bought for myself. This is a Squishmallow called Danny.

Hi Danny. And Danny is she is a big foot. Mm-hmm. Navy blue big foot. With very

not big feet. Boxing her. Why would you point that out? Is that it's an

security. Oh I didn't know that. My bad. Just kidding. She has no insecurities.

So I will say I picked up the name. The dream. I know that's I'm trying to learn a

thing or two. I bought I didn't I bought this and then I went to the UPS store

to get our mail and some of them were a little squishy. I thought to myself oh

boy what is what's in those boxes. So we're gonna open those afterward on

put it on our socials. Sure. Probably. But depending on what you sent us and

you sent us anthrax. I'm not I don't think I'll be up for posting anthrax. I

don't know. I'll post it for my hospital bed. You know me content above all

else. Do it for the story. Can you survive that? Like I actually don't know. Anthrax.

I yeah. I don't know. We'll find out. Find out at the end of this episode. Find out

on TikTok. No so anyway I bought this guy so if anyone's like what's that? This

is Danny my new squish mellow. I also bought a moth named Barrett but it was a

candidate exclusive so I had to buy it. Candidate exclusive. Canada. Oh I

was like it's a country. Political thing. An exclusive Christine 2024. Yeah that's

so fucking weird. But you could only buy them at certain gas stations in

Canada so then I had to buy it on posh. I didn't have to do anything but I bought

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