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Okay. Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. Where we read the worst reviews in

the most dramatic fashion I am Christine. I'm Sandy. Today we have a very

exciting update for you. It's called. We try not to be problematic. Yeah it's

called we learn we live we grow we learn with you alongside you and you are

so patient kind with us. Basically so today our theme is Florida man reviews. If

you don't know what that is it's been a trope for a long time now in Florida the

lovely sunshine state. There is a trope where criminal activities that are

often deemed you know silly stupid batch of crazy etc get condensed into an

article headline that might read Florida man drives Walmart Scooter into

Lake of Alligators. I don't know that's just an example but there are a couple

reasons for this one being that the Florida laws allow for immediate access to

the public of these kind of arrest records these press immediately gets this

info right the moment it happens. Yes and that is an unusual set up compared to

other states and you know I always laughed along thought it was hilarious there's

even a bit where you find like what Florida man headline was published on your

birthday and so you know that's how we went into this episode all excited for it

then Janie and I both I think separately stumbled upon some interesting never

looked into it you know we see tweets we see like yeah posts like ha ha move on

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