The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled The Light of the Lamb. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one. Welcome congregants once again to the podcast originally named for the Christian tenets of will and grace.

Until we got a cease and desist, we then decided to focus on life and love, and we were like,

well, let's not be so specific.

What if we call it the L word?

And then we thought, okay, what does the true experience of Christ feel like? It feels like

euphoria. Anyway, welcome to the Light of the Lamb, a daily praise podcast for all those

lambs of God out there who can't quite get enough of their favorite shepherd. As always, I am

Pastor Houston Millionaire preaching here at Our Lady of the Merktide Regent.

Before we begin today, I'd just like to remind the congregation that God wants his faithful

to be fruitful and multiply, which is easier than ever thanks to the good folks at Blue Chew.

It's basically a pill that helps you do your biblical duty as a man.

Before you can rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every

living creature that moves on the ground, you need to rule over your own manliness if you

know what I mean.

Anyway, joining me today is our new guest pastor, Billy White Teeth.

Billy, how does it feel to be here basking in the joy of the Lord in this building which

Long John Silvers hath built and which we hath newly repurposed for the Lord?

It feels good, Pastor Millionaire.

How you doing today?

It's a pleasure to be here.

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