The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled The Haunting of McDuck Mansion.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

For anyone listening to this, my name is Colonel Jack Horner.

I find myself standing in front of a large gray mysterious mansion

the seamist rolling in my only illuminated by the lights from my car in the year i got a mysterious letter

and i decided to follow it to its source claimed that it wanted me here by six p m july sixth and that it had some very important business to take it to its source, claimed that it wanted me here by 6 p.m. July 6th, that it had

some very important business to tell me. I did not recognize the name McDuck Mansion,

or the curious person who owned the mansion, who coincidentally was named McDuck. I will keep my

field recorder running

during the duration of this, says,

I am not sure what to expect inside,

but I will go up now and knock on the door

and see what mystery unfolds.

Oh, hey, what's up?

Hey, what are you doing here?

Did, I got a mysterious letter.

Oh, so did I. I mean, I don't live here. No one was here? I got a mysterious letter. Oh, so did I.

I mean, I don't live here.

No one was here when I got here.

Oh, you answered the door, so I thought that you lived here.

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