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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hey. Look, you.

Look who I bought.

Why?

For myself.

This is a squishmallow called Danny.

Hi, Danny.

And Danny is, she is a bigfoot.

A navy blue big foot.

With very not big feet.

Oxenter. Why would you point that out? Is that? It's an insecurity. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. My bad. Just kidding. She has no insecurities. So I will say, I picked up the... The dream. I know. I'm trying to learn a thing or two. I bought, I didn't, I bought this, and then I went to the UPS store to get our mail, and some of them were a little squishy. Oh. I thought to myself, oh boy, what's in those boxes? So we're going to open those afterward on, put it on our socials, Probably. Depending on what you sent us.

You sent us anthrax. I'm not, I don't think I'll be up for posting it at that point. I don't know. I'll post it from my hospital bed. You know me. Content above all else. Do it for the story. Can you survive that? Like, I actually don't know. Anthrax? Yeah. I don't know. We'll find out.

Find out at the end of this episode. Find out on TikTok. No, so anyway, I bought this guy, so if anyone's like, what's that? This is Danny, my new Squishmelo. I also bought a moth named Barrett, but it was a Canada exclusive, so I had to buy it. A candidate exclusive? Canada.

Oh, I was like, it's a country. Political thing? An exclusive Christine 2024. Yeah, that's so fucking weird. But you could only buy them at certain gas stations in Canada, so then I had to buy it on posh. I didn't have to do anything, but I bought it on Poshmark. Smart. He's a moth and his name is Barrett and he arrives today as well.

So I have, I had an edible. The other day and I went down a rabble. This is my, I've created. They're hearing a problem happening. Yeah, I've created it. In real time, it's all occurring. It's getting delivered today. This was delivered today. And I picked the bar mail. So, you know what? Squish mellows galore. I forget why I said any of this. I don't know. You said in case someone sees it and is wondering. And I'm like, first of all, we don't post our full video anyway. I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know what's going on. I don't either.

Oh, oh, I know.

So I know what I was going to say.

What?

I swear I have not on any drugs.

I'm just in a specifically heightened mood today.

I, it's all mental illness, baby is natural.

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