250-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2014

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

How's your hook set? BOOM! Make it pop. Do you know how to pitch a show in Hollywood? We have the insight for you so that you can have a fun, depressing time like we do. There's a big, significant difference between a hard, bloated belly and a soft, hanging gut. We BREAK IT DOWN! You, the little mommy weighs in on the Cargo shorts/D**k Detective debate and we gotta tell you, the Mommy's are split! That's right, the debate continues!!! We got more love for Mike Tyson and we revisit King A** Ripper and his library of artwork (fart work). Plus Tina's dad (from the 18th Street Gang) talk about how cops are like, F***in bald, man!

Transcript

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0:00.5	Hey girl can I be your butt?
0:03.3	Hey girl can I be your butt?
0:06.1	Hey girl can I be your butt!?
0:08.8	Hey girl can I be your butt?
0:11.5	Hey girl can I be your butt?
0:14.3	Hey girl can I be your butt?
0:16.9	Hey girl can I be your butt?
0:19.8	Hey girl can I be your butt?
0:25.1	Hey there girl hitch�.
0:25.9	Nothing's different that I'm gonna be dead in it.
0:29.1	And empty my bladder,
0:30.7	Hey girl can I pee in your butt?
0:33.1	This is stupid.
0:34.1	Hey girl can I pee in your butt?
0:35.7	Really fucking stupid.
0:38.6	Let this girl let the pro, she was hard to miss.
0:41.1	I said, hey girl, can I fill your ice with kiss?
0:44.1	Okay.
0:44.6	Hey girl can I pee in your butt?
0:47.1	Oh boy.
0:47.6	Hey girl can I pee in your butt?
0:53.1	I gotta say, I thought it was really good.
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