Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast about five friends on an eternal journey to find a feature worth repeating.

My name is Gavin. What you're about to listen to is episode 250, which we recorded in front of a live audience of awesome people at the King Billy Pub in Nottingham.

Now, because it's live, we sometimes refer to things that you won't be able to see because

you use your ears to listen to podcasts.

We try our best to describe things that are going on, but so much weird stuff happens during

our live podcast that that can be problematic at times.

So I'm just warning you that that will happen and maybe the quality isn't going to be

as great as it usually would be because we recorded it upstairs in a pub. If you like the sound of that then you should come

watch us do the live show on Monday August 7th at the Canal Cafe Theatre which is

like a proper theatre which actual comedians go to to do shows like Jack D goes there

the League of Gentlemen started there and now regular features basically call it home

well for one Monday every month you can go to Canal Cafe Theatre League of Gentlemen started there and now regular features basically call it home. Well,

for one Monday every month. You can go to Canelcafeitheats.com and buy your tickets. That's Monday,

August the 7th. Enjoy this episode, please. Hello everybody and welcome.

Episode 250.

Is that a good enough start?

No way.

No, no.

We're going to do a better start.

Hey, you Willie Woffters.

It's time for episode 250 of regular features, a pride special coming at you live from the King Belly Pub in Nottingham.

Can we shut?

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