251: Makes Meow Difference To Me!

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

We've gone cat crazy in this, the episode of Regular Features that features precisely one feature about cats. This week, Steve reviews several cats from a documentary he watched while cradled in the arms of fellow film critic and large-bladdered silver fox Mark Kermode. And Matt takes us all on the speed chase of a lifetime. You have to listen to believe it. Please come to our next live show, which takes place on Monday August 7th at the Canal Cafe Theatre in London. We would be engorged to see you! Click the link to find out how to! http://regularfeatur.es

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to episode 251 of the regular features podcast.
0:04.5	A comedy podcast.
0:05.8	That's about four fun-loving, flapping, fanciful friends.
0:11.7	Friends.
0:12.3	Are we flappers for the purposes of today's episode?
0:15.0	Yeah, what does that mean?
0:16.0	1920s flapper girls, they'd have a good time pre-war.
0:19.2	Mid-war, between the wars, fuck it.
0:39.3	We're definitely either pre- or post-war. The boys aren't currently dying. Let's fuck them to bits. Actually, we're at war, aren't we? Yeah. With drugs. The war on drugs. Yeah. I thought we were permanently in a cold war with all other podcasts and will be until they're destroyed.
0:41.0	Is that not what we're about?
0:44.8	We're making gains on this American life, might reach out here.
0:47.0	This guy's got to watch their backs.
0:47.9	They're podbacks. Ever since episode 250, which I think was the absolute pinnacle of what regular feature strives to be.
0:55.8	It was searing.
0:56.7	Vis-a-vis sweating together in a hot room, shouting him clearly.
1:02.3	It was so sweaty.
1:03.7	It was so, I've never felt the, I had such a stressful day trying to get everything
1:09.2	to make sure the room was okay that I just flipped into, I'm a cockyy assore on the end. I feel, I'm going to comment on everything you do, everyone else, because I feel like my voice deserves to be heard. I'm yeah, I'm sorry. I was just, I don't know, I hope you enjoyed it. I enjoyed my input. There was cheering, there was chanting, people were taking their clothes off, people were riding other people like horses.
1:31.2	I paid my staff to ride me around in what can only be described as a workplace crime.
1:37.3	Yeah, and he played the harp.
1:39.5	Yeah, he played the harp because...
1:41.0	Like he just died in a cartoon.
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